Vocabulary Lesson
Today’s vocabulary words are as follows:
petrol: gasoline
spirit level: level
a bit crap: terrible
lurgy (LER-gee): general malaise, as we would say, a cold
dispensing chemist: pharmacy
waffles: can be made of potato – like a hash brown patty
plaster: band aid
pastilles: cough drops
trifle: yummy custard-y goodness
As in:
I woke up one morning ::coughcoughafternooncough:: and K asked if I wanted waffles and eggs for breakfast. I answered of course. She pulled them out of the freezer and stuck them into the oven and then made delicious scrambled eggs. We all sat down to eat and M put ketchup on her waffle. I scoffed and pointed out how gross that was, but was then surprised to realize that my waffle was savory and made of potato. My bad.
At some point, D cut his arm and asked for a plaster to bandage it. K then declared that she was feeling a bit crap so we watched some movies.
By the next morning, K had a full-on case of the lurgy and there was enough petrol in the car for D to drive her to work to ease her commute. I rode along for fun.
I thought perhaps I should tape a spirit level to K’s arm so she could right herself despite the lightheadedness or perhaps make a trip to a dispensing chemist for some pastilles but was distracted by the trifle in the kitchen and thus spent my day reveling in the wonder that is custard.
Class dismissed.

Bastardization Said,
May 10, 2009 @ 8:29 pm
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