Read it for free

I saw this headline at the grocery store yesterday, got really excited, but was then too cheap to spend a whole five dollars to read it. Fortunately, the boy kindly pointed out to me that I could read it online for free. Please do.

Let us for a moment take a quote from early on in this article:

The church cannot condone or bless same-sex marriages because this stands in opposition to Scripture and our tradition.

And let me respond to this quote, in the context of Proposition 8 in California, and in the name of bastardizing the intelligence of the article, with the following sentiment:

Step off my “secular” government, asshole. For ruhlz.