Awk

The boy and I were at Kaiser’s pharmacy waiting for my prescription to be filled. There was a waiting area with hideously upholstered chairs. My eyes scanned for an empty seat and stopped on…a loveseat. How cute!

I plopped down and patted the seat next to me:
Me: How cute is this? A loveseat!

The boy shakes his head.

Me: Come on, sit down! It’s a LOVESEAT! LOOK EVERYONE, A LOVESEAT!
The boy rolls his eyes, sits down next to me, slowly leans over, and puts his lips to my ear to whisper:

This is not a love seat. It’s for obese people.