It’s a Damn Good Thing I’m Going on Vacation This Weekend

Excerpt from the deposition I was lucky enough to be charged with poring over today:

A: We turned left.
Q: Okay. What you just showed me, it looks like you’re motioning — motioning to the right.
A: No. The stop sign would be right here. You pull out and you go left. That’s what I’m saying — or right. Sorry. Right.
Q: So you made a right turn?
A: Right. Right.
Q: Okay.
A: It’s a right turn. You’re right.

Get it!?!!!? He’s correct, the turn is to the right! TWO meanings for the word RIGHT! FASCINATING!

And if you’re still reading, imagine that sort of mundane miscommunication and hilarity for over a hundred pages… Go ahead. I dare you.