I’m totally kicking this cold in the balls. But shhh. Don’t tell it that or it might come back with a vengeance, and I don’t like vengeances.
While I’m doing kung fu moves, you should take a moment to appreciate this. Because watching kids play pinball might be my new favorite past time.

Note that he can barely reach both flipper buttons at the same time.
Also note that the only reason he became interested in the game in the first place is because the ball shooter thingy was the back end of a gun. So he thought it was a toy gun in a holster. So he’s standing there trying R.E.A.L. hard to pull it out.
Kills me dead.